Where would you go on a shopping spree?
Your house.
I’ll hide in the bushes…
wait for you to leave…
use the key under your welcome mat…
come inside…
like a boss…
take what I want…
open your refrigerator…
drink all your pickle juice…
put the jar back…
leave your pickles naked and dry.
…
On to the next one…
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…….👦🖐️🍬
→ 😏💭
→ 🚪🚶♂️
→ 🛍️❌💵
→ 😎✋
…….👧👗
→ 🧥⬇️
→ 🪒🎁
…….🧺🧺🧺
→ 😂😂
→ 👐🌬️
→ 🎉
…….🚪🚶♂️
→ 🚪🚶♀️
→ 🚪🚶♂️🚶♀️
→ 😎💰
→ 👐👐👐
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