so looking to the sky i will sing and from my heart to YOU i bring…
What colleges have you attended?
Life Christian University (LCU) —
minored at Hard Way Community College 😎`’.,°~
LCU is a real college… yes.. I actually attended 😄 studied theology…
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Well it’s been ten years… and a thousand tears… and look at the mess I’m in…
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If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?
I’d start a women’s mud wrestling team called The Dirty Angels… and the mascot would be a big fat fluffy washing machine with arms and legs and a goofy grin… and the team colors would be like a Dingy White and Georgia Clay Red… with just a sprinkle of pink… to keep the ladies happy… Our team slogan could be something like… “Blessed… and a total mess…” oh… and I’d hire the best coaches and staff… and recruit the best players… haha… cuz anything worth doin’… is worth doin’ right… 🤷♂️💣💥😎…’
“Totally ridiculous idea? Absolutely… Would I still buy season tickets? 100%…”
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What was the last thing you did for play or fun?
I kicked my hypothetical butt into oblivion… 😉`’.
If you’re planning on joining me… Stretch first… Trust me… 😎.°,
What skills or lessons have you learned recently?
After Church on Sundays…
robbing 7-11’s…
liquor stores…
purse snatching…
tired…
slow…
old ladies…
Me and my girlfriend—
partners in crime…
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bare minimum…
What are your two favorite things to wear?
bacon underwear and welding goggles
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Heart of Loia `'.,°~ 