When Life Gets Thick…

You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?

When life gets thick…
grab a pogostick…

If your road feels stifled—

try a unicycle…

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(Λſʞ) ㄣ–ᄅ:Ɩ sǝɯɐſ

˙ƃuᴉɥʇou ƃuᴉʇuɐʍ ‘ǝɹᴉʇuǝ puɐ ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ǝq ʎɐɯ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ‘ʞɹoʍ ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ɹǝɥ ǝʌɐɥ ǝɔuǝᴉʇɐd ʇǝ˥ ʇnq 
˙ǝɔuǝᴉʇɐd ɥʇǝʞɹoʍ ɥʇᴉɐɟ ɹnoʎ ɟo ƃuᴉʎɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ‘sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉʍouʞ 
˙suoᴉʇɐʇdɯǝʇ sɹǝʌᴉp oʇuᴉ llɐɟ ǝʎ uǝɥʍ ʎoɾ llɐ ʇᴉ ʇunoɔ ‘uǝɹɥʇǝɹq ʎW

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Psssst… A Note to My Teenage Self

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

Psssst… hey you.
Yeah, you — know-it-all.
C’mere… do you have a pen? I know you do.
Write these numbers down…
10, 33, 41, 47, 56 — Powerball 10.

Play them on November 7, 2022.
The jackpot will be $2.04 billion.

But listen—use most of it to help people…
that’s where the real win is.
You’ll be happier. You’ll be blessed.
And you’ll receive a reward on the inside…
that no amount of money can buy…

🎵 Kid Rock — “Care” (Cocky, 2001) feat. Angaleena Presley & T.I.

“For where your treasure is… there your heart will be also…” — Matthew 6:21

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Slowpoke Rodriguez… Hidden gem…

What’s your favorite cartoon?

Sometimes my life feels like an effin cartoon… other than that.. I don’t really have a favorite one… there are so many great ones though… but today I’m reminded of Slowpoke Rodriguez… definitely.. a hidden gem… slow moving… sharp minded… bad#ss and funny… I wouldn’t eff with him if I were you… he’ll eff you up…!

(Don’t effin mind me… I’m just experimenting with new ways to curse as a Christian… without effin upsetting folks…😁)

“” This is no place for a country mouse… it’s too dangerous…! “” 💯

Resting from Greatness…

What is one thing you would change about yourself?

“Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so dang
awesome and cool as heck… it gets
overwhelming at times… Groupies are
great… but a brotha needs rest too…”

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alive…              °-¡-

desire…                       `.•’

What are your feelings about eating meat?

I prefer my meat to be alive upon sinking my teeth into it…..                    ` .° ~ 

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The Squirrel That Climbed Into My Life…

What are your favorite animals?

A memory that climbed up my leg and stayed…

Animals are great.. they can be your best buddy.. your worst nightmare.. or a sandwich.. it just depends on which one you choose.. they’re diverse like that..
I’ve experienced them as all three.. I think I prefer them as friend or food..
The animal I’m about to tell you about can be either of the three…

So the squirrel isn’t my favorite animal.. but I’ve got some cool stories.. I’ve had a few as pets over the years.. and I’ve had dealings with them many times..
I once had like five babies at the same time.. it was overwhelming.. so I took them and dropped them off at a veterinarian’s office.. and said “here.. you can have these” haha…

My first ever experience with a squirrel was a memorable one.. I ended up giving her a name.. “Peanut..” She was a special little thing.. she became my buddy.. and part of my family..
One day.. I was outside.. I just happened to look down as I walked.. and there was this small baby squirrel..
I stopped and just observed.. I didn’t want to touch it.. because I wasn’t sure if maybe the mama wouldn’t come back for it.. and I didn’t want to leave my scent..
Then she started coming to me.. and to my surprise.. she climbed up my pants leg and into my arms..
and it was over.. my heart was won…

To be continued…

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“The Mississippi Squirrel Revival” 👇

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