so looking to the sky ¡ will sing and from my heart to YOU ¡ bring…
I offer a service kind of like Blaze… but way hella better.
The cost is similar, but I will work with you.
If you have coin struggle… you can pay in many other ways.
It’s not about money… never was… never will be…
because you see…
I can help you customize stuff…
you know what I mean right?
So you only pay for what you need. 🤷♂️ 🦤
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Where would you go on a shopping spree?
Your house.
I’ll hide in the bushes…
wait for you to leave…
use the key under your welcome mat…
come inside…
like a boss…
take what I want…
open your refrigerator…
drink all your pickle juice…
put the jar back…
leave your pickles naked and dry.
…
On to the next one…
—
…….👦🖐️🍬
→ 😏💭
→ 🚪🚶♂️
→ 🛍️❌💵
→ 😎✋
…….👧👗
→ 🧥⬇️
→ 🪒🎁
…….🧺🧺🧺
→ 😂😂
→ 👐🌬️
→ 🎉
…….🚪🚶♂️
→ 🚪🚶♀️
→ 🚪🚶♂️🚶♀️
→ 😎💰
→ 👐👐👐
© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. All Rights Reserved.
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If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?
Words are overrated…
so misused…
I say ban them all…
just to piss off
folks that talk out their necks…
the ones
that love to play with them—
trying to impress…
without ever feeling
a thing…
anyone caught using them
must clean truck stop restrooms
while eating tacos…
for an entire day…
I think I’ve said too much…
I haven’t said enough… 🤌
© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. All rights reserved.
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If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
this will help keep stupid people
off the interstate during rush hour…
it’ll work…
trust your boy… 😎 `’.,°~
✈️🚪⏳⚡ 💵→🙅♂️👔😊 🐎😂 👢🎩 ✋👔 💵❌ 👖🤝 🇺🇸🔥’🤷♂️🧔🎩🇺🇸🫵👊🤌🤠 SOOEY! 🐖💩…
© 2026 Bryan H. All Rights Reserved.
If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?
I’d start a women’s mud wrestling team called The Dirty Angels… and the mascot would be a big fat fluffy washing machine with arms and legs and a goofy grin… and the team colors would be like a Dingy White and Georgia Clay Red… with just a sprinkle of pink… to keep the ladies happy… Our team slogan could be something like… “Blessed… and a total mess…” oh… and I’d hire the best coaches and staff… and recruit the best players… haha… cuz anything worth doin’… is worth doin’ right… 🤷♂️💣💥😎…’
“Totally ridiculous idea? Absolutely… Would I still buy season tickets? 100%…”
© 2025–2026 Bryan H. All Rights Reserved.
What skills or lessons have you learned recently?
After Church on Sundays…
robbing 7-11’s…
liquor stores…
purse snatching…
tired…
slow…
old ladies…
Me and my girlfriend—
partners in crime…
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What is one thing you would change about yourself?
“Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so dang
awesome and cool as heck… it gets
overwhelming at times… Groupies are
great… but a brotha needs rest too…”
© Bryan H. 2025 — All Rights Reserved
Proceed With Caution ⚠️
My three favorite foods ?¿?
My diet — simple.
My honesty — dangerous
Cold hotdogs dipped in chocolate pudding
Tuna-and-grape-jelly wraps
Mashed potatoes with Skittles
Taste The Rainbow Of Regret…
…….👅🌈→😋→🤢→😬’ …….*~→+→↓→:/’…….🍽️→🤨→🤢→🚨→🚫’ …….()→?→↓→!→X’……📘🚫👀→📖~🤷♂️→👁️❓~🙅♂️→😌’…….|X→||~?/→X>’…….🍎🚫🌳→🍯🚫🐝→👧🚫👩→📖🚫📘’…….oX~|→*X~v→<X~( )→|X~||’……..`~°•▪︎☆¿-¡-`}.
Below is a Duet by Hank Jr and Huey Lewis to keep with our crazy combinations theme 😛👇
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Heart of Loia `'.,°~ 