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Billboard Wisdom

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?

this will help keep stupid people
off the interstate during rush hour…
it’ll work…
trust your boy… 😎 `’.,°~

✈️🚪⏳⚡ 💵→🙅‍♂️👔😊 🐎😂 👢🎩 ✋👔 💵❌ 👖🤝 🇺🇸🔥’🤷‍♂️🧔🎩🇺🇸🫵👊🤌🤠 SOOEY! 🐖💩…

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Blessed… and a total mess

If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?

I’d start a women’s mud wrestling team called The Dirty Angels… and the mascot would be a big fat fluffy washing machine with arms and legs and a goofy grin… and the team colors would be like a Dingy White and Georgia Clay Red… with just a sprinkle of pink… to keep the ladies happy… Our team slogan could be something like… “Blessed… and a total mess…” oh… and I’d hire the best coaches and staff… and recruit the best players… haha… cuz anything worth doin’… is worth doin’ right… 🤷‍♂️💣💥😎…’

“Totally ridiculous idea? Absolutely… Would I still buy season tickets? 100%…”

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Resting from Greatness…

What is one thing you would change about yourself?

“Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so dang
awesome and cool as heck… it gets
overwhelming at times… Groupies are
great… but a brotha needs rest too…”

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Don’t Judge Me… Actually.. Go Ahead… 😁

Proceed With Caution ⚠️

My three favorite foods ?¿?

My diet — simple.

My honesty — dangerous

Cold hotdogs dipped in chocolate pudding
Tuna-and-grape-jelly wraps
Mashed potatoes with Skittles

Taste The Rainbow Of Regret…

…….👅🌈→😋→🤢→😬’ …….*~→+→↓→:/’…….🍽️→🤨→🤢→🚨→🚫’ …….()→?→↓→!→X’……📘🚫👀→📖~🤷‍♂️→👁️❓~🙅‍♂️→😌’…….|X→||~?/→X>’…….🍎🚫🌳→🍯🚫🐝→👧🚫👩→📖🚫📘’…….oX~|→*X~v→<X~( )→|X~||’……..`~°•▪︎☆¿-¡-`}.

Below is a Duet by Hank Jr and Huey Lewis to keep with our crazy combinations theme 😛👇

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