🎙️Songs From the Bathroom #31

🎧 The Vandals & The Dixie Chicks Covers

I took a shower a little while ago, and I meant to bring my body lotion in the bathroom with me so I could apply it all over, but I forgot it.

Then I happened to see some lotion on the shelf and thought, “Oh well… I’ll just use it.

So I did.

I began to rub it all over my body. Then I started to catch a whiff of it, and I’m like, “Hold up… WTF is this stuff?”

So I looked closely at the old, worn label on the bottle, and it’s womens’ Bath & Body Works lotion. I believe it’s my sister’s that she left lol.

And it’s real perfumey.

It’s all I can smell right now, but I have to admit…

I smell and feel so pretty.

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My Girlfriend’s Dead
Goodbye Earl

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