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May 27, 2026May 28, 2026

My Christian Stand-Up Bit Got Me Permanently Banned 🤷‍♂️

I recently left a comment on Reddit that got me permanently banned from one community 😁…

For like the past 3 months… I’ve been getting notifications from the Christian Dating page… I think this happened when I was bouncing around different communities promoting my YouTube channel…

But anyway…

Every now and then… I’d click on the posts… and honestly? Some of the topics and comments were fascinating 😂

Reading all the complaints from both sexes was like watching the Discovery Channel… but with Bible verses and emotional damage…

One night the question was…

“Why do you want to get married?”

So I started reading the answers…

And honestly… these bored me even more than the question did.

That’s when I thought to myself…

“This is a perfect opportunity for me to help these poor people become more creative with their words… maybe attract a good mate… and at the same time… work on my Christian stand-up bit.”

So I commented this…

“I just need someone to do work around the house… especially kitchen and yard work… but I’m a nice guy.
I plan on getting her some sister wives… you know… to help her out…
It’s ok don’t worry… I’m half pentecostal… half baptist… half Irish… so it’s all good 🤷‍♂️”

Well…

This did NOT go over well with my hopelessly romantic spiritual peers 😂

Within about 30 minutes… I got a message from the moderator saying I was permanently banned.

HAHA.

So I replied…

“Hey I get it… I understand… but it was just a joke… it’s called comedy…”

To which he replied…

“You cannot joke like that!”

Then I said something like…

“I feel you bro… but honestly I didn’t mean anything by it…”

And then………

HE HIT ME WITH A SCRIPTURE BOMB…….💣💥

Bro quoted Luke 6:45 on me…

“Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”

Also in Matthew 12:34 I believe…

But he completely twisted the meaning and used it like…

“SEE?! YOU SAID IT… SO YOU SECRETLY MEAN IT!”

😂😂😂

At that point I wasn’t even gonna debate theology with the guy…

even though I went to college for it… and hermeneutics and proper interpretation are kinda my thing…

it was just too funny of a situation to let it turn serious 😁

So I just said…

“Ok bro I understand… hope you have a blessed night… no hard feelings.”

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What can I say though sistas and brothas?

I’m just a wild and crazy rogue Christian 🤷‍♂️

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Hallelujahs to the Amenzes!

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Pardon me Deacon Johnson… but can you please pass the fried chicken…

much obliged… much obliged… 😎🍗

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Maybe I do secretly mean it…

May 24, 2026May 30, 2026

Friends in Low Places 🤠🤠ₑdᵢₜₑd

What’s a movie you expected to hate but ended up loving?

Idk… but it damn sure wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 🤷‍♂️ 🤠🤠

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April 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hot Browns & Holy Ground

What is your favorite restaurant?

An Atlanta Chick-fil-A Story…

Growing up in Atlanta… if word got out that I answered this prompt with anything other than Chick-fil-A… I’d probably get ostracized, kicked out of church, and have my house egged in the night by a pastor dressed like a ninja…

So yeah… let’s keep the chicken-lovin’ Bible Belt Army happy-happy, as Phil from Duck Dynasty would say…

Seriously though… it’s a freakin’ amazin’ place for fast eats.
Chick-fil-A was born here in Atlanta… started by Truett Cathy… a legend in these parts. A great Christian man… a man who really cared about his employees and his customers… he built his business on biblical principles… a man who was always closed on Sunday.

I’ve even got a personal story tied to him.

My ex-girlfriend’s grandmother owned and ran a newspaper here in Atlanta for many years called The Southside Insider. She was friends with Mr. Cathy… and he actually sold her the building for that newspaper for $1. I always thought that was pretty cool.

I never got to meet him… I almost did. Missed him a few times in passing… but I’ve been blessed to hear many stories about him.

So from its humble beginnings here in my city… Chick-fil-A is now everywhere. But it’s different here in Atlanta. Different than anywhere else.

Here… we’ve got the Dwarf Houses and Truett’s Grill.

If yall can fit through the door… then by all means… come on in and have a seat 😎

These places aren’t just fast food joints… they feel like actual restaurants. You can sit down… be waited on… and get menu items folks in other places have probably never even heard of.

One of them is found only at the Dwarf Houses and Truett’s Grill…

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you… The Hot Brown.

Man…

Let me describe this thing!

It’s like a casserole-style dish with white meat chicken in a rich cream-style gravy like thick sauce… but it’s not a gravy, really, I don’t think… and it’s covered in melted cheddar… topped with strips of bacon… and served with toast.

You’re just gonna have to trust me on this one.

I wouldn’t lie to you.
my taste buds are elite.

I wish I had one right now.

And their sweet iced tea? elite too.

When I’m not goin’ with the Hot Brown… my next favorite is the spicy chicken sandwich with pepper jack and waffle fries. The mac ’n’ cheese is worth fightin’ for… and the cheesecake is straight-up badass.

So if you’re ever in the Atlanta area… now you know what you need to do.

I might just see you there.

Lunch is on me.

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And in me.

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Bawk! 🐔…

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Comedian Tim Hawkins-songs about Chick-fil-A