I recently left a comment on Reddit that got me permanently banned from one community π…
For like the past 3 months… Iβve been getting notifications from the Christian Dating page… I think this happened when I was bouncing around different communities promoting my YouTube channel…
But anyway…
Every now and then… Iβd click on the posts… and honestly? Some of the topics and comments were fascinating π
Reading all the complaints from both sexes was like watching the Discovery Channel… but with Bible verses and emotional damage…
One night the question was…
βWhy do you want to get married?β
So I started reading the answers…
And honestly… these bored me even more than the question did.
Thatβs when I thought to myself…
βThis is a perfect opportunity for me to help these poor people become more creative with their words… maybe attract a good mate… and at the same time… work on my Christian stand-up bit.β
So I commented this…
βI just need someone to do work around the house… especially kitchen and yard work… but Iβm a nice guy.
I plan on getting her some sister wives… you know… to help her out…
Itβs ok donβt worry… Iβm half pentecostal… half baptist… half Irish… so itβs all good π€·ββοΈβ
Well…
This did NOT go over well with my hopelessly romantic spiritual peers π
Within about 30 minutes… I got a message from the moderator saying I was permanently banned.
HAHA.
So I replied…
βHey I get it… I understand… but it was just a joke… itβs called comedy…β
To which he replied…
βYou cannot joke like that!β
Then I said something like…
βI feel you bro… but honestly I didnβt mean anything by it…β
And then………
HE HIT ME WITH A SCRIPTURE BOMB…….π£π₯
Bro quoted Luke 6:45 on me…
βOut of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.β
Also in Matthew 12:34 I believe…
But he completely twisted the meaning and used it like…
βSEE?! YOU SAID IT… SO YOU SECRETLY MEAN IT!β
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At that point I wasnβt even gonna debate theology with the guy…
even though I went to college for it… and hermeneutics and proper interpretation are kinda my thing…
it was just too funny of a situation to let it turn serious π
So I just said…
βOk bro I understand… hope you have a blessed night… no hard feelings.β
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What can I say though sistas and brothas?
Iβm just a wild and crazy rogue Christian π€·ββοΈ
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Hallelujahs to the Amenzes!
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Pardon me Deacon Johnson… but can you please pass the fried chicken…
much obliged… much obliged… ππ
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Maybe I do secretly mean it…
It’s as if in order to become a moderator on Reddit you have to have a sense of humour/personality bypass!
Made me laugh , so what does that say about me lol?!
Haha, no doubt… so true…! I guess, though, looking back… I could have dialed my joke back some… but I just couldn’t help myself π… so yeah, it says you’re not qualified to be a moderator ππ
Yay – best compliment I’ve had today lol! π
π haha I feel ya lol
Iβm not into the religious path but that was funny.
Well count it all joy friend… this means you wont ever get yourself permanently banned from any Christian dating platforms… unless however… you become one of us in the future ππ… thank you for your comment π
That was funny as hell! Everything is so scrutinized these days. Ugh!
Yeah definitely lol… I know it wasn’t a typical joke and a lil dark but still… and honestly… let’s say I wasn’t joking… and I was being serious… should that answer get me kicked me out? Lol… idk just a thought π… I got a new email… heartofloia73@gmail.com
Reddit seems to have its own culture. 90% of the time I find these groups are run by people who are seemingly sitting in tattered bathrobes in their parents’ basements by the water heater.
Hahaha I think you’re right π
that was funny though! lol πππΌ
I’ll tell you Bryan. I think the tolerance for comedic personalities has really cratered over the years. I don’t know why but I can feel it. Mike
Oh yeah man! You are right on with this!… it’s something I’ve noticed also
ππ€£ I will take the rogue Christian comedian any day over that kind of nonsense. I don’t use Reddit and now I know why…everyone too serious about it.
π… haha yeah I’m with ya… my baseball gaming groups use Reddit… that’s how I started out on it… but I rarely go on it anymore… too serious indeed π
Wow, lol. I would say I’m surprised by the moderator, but in these times, not at all.
Yeah lol I feel ya… not much is surprising anymore π
Well, paint me with polka-dots and put feathers on my tail. That was hilarious, Bryan. Your AI-generated (I assume) artwork is fantastic, too. Some folks really need to unclench their sphincters and stop sucking lemons. ~Ed,
Haha thanks man π… I’m glad you thought it was funny… yes they do need to unclench haha… so yes I use Ai sometimes just to create the image of what I see in my head… I know it’s controversial with many… but this is mostly all I use it for… I understand why many artists and writers are against it… and I’m a musician and writer… and I’m against like the Ai generated songs and stuff to a point… so yeah I get it π… thanks ed… appreciate you… have a good one