so looking to the sky ¡ will sing and from my heart to YOU ¡ bring…
Do you believe in minimalism?
Absolutely not!
I thinketh a man should haveth many wives!
Many guitars. Many books. Many fishing lures.
Minimalism and I haveth agreed to seeth other people.
If you believeth me on this… come hither… I want to showeth you something no one hath ever seeneth…
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© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. No minimalists were harmed in the making of this post.
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I recently left a comment on Reddit that got me permanently banned from one community 😁…
For like the past 3 months… I’ve been getting notifications from the Christian Dating page… I think this happened when I was bouncing around different communities promoting my YouTube channel…
But anyway…
Every now and then… I’d click on the posts… and honestly? Some of the topics and comments were fascinating 😂
Reading all the complaints from both sexes was like watching the Discovery Channel… but with Bible verses and emotional damage…
One night the question was…
“Why do you want to get married?”
So I started reading the answers…
And honestly… these bored me even more than the question did.
That’s when I thought to myself…
“This is a perfect opportunity for me to help these poor people become more creative with their words… maybe attract a good mate… and at the same time… work on my Christian stand-up bit.”
So I commented this…
“I just need someone to do work around the house… especially kitchen and yard work… but I’m a nice guy.
I plan on getting her some sister wives… you know… to help her out…
It’s ok don’t worry… I’m half pentecostal… half baptist… half Irish… so it’s all good 🤷♂️”
Well…
This did NOT go over well with my hopelessly romantic spiritual peers 😂
Within about 30 minutes… I got a message from the moderator saying I was permanently banned.
HAHA.
So I replied…
“Hey I get it… I understand… but it was just a joke… it’s called comedy…”
To which he replied…
“You cannot joke like that!”
Then I said something like…
“I feel you bro… but honestly I didn’t mean anything by it…”
And then………
HE HIT ME WITH A SCRIPTURE BOMB…….💣💥
Bro quoted Luke 6:45 on me…
“Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”
Also in Matthew 12:34 I believe…
But he completely twisted the meaning and used it like…
“SEE?! YOU SAID IT… SO YOU SECRETLY MEAN IT!”
😂😂😂
At that point I wasn’t even gonna debate theology with the guy…
even though I went to college for it… and hermeneutics and proper interpretation are kinda my thing…
it was just too funny of a situation to let it turn serious 😁
So I just said…
“Ok bro I understand… hope you have a blessed night… no hard feelings.”
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What can I say though sistas and brothas?
I’m just a wild and crazy rogue Christian 🤷♂️
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Hallelujahs to the Amenzes!
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Pardon me Deacon Johnson… but can you please pass the fried chicken…
much obliged… much obliged… 😎🍗
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© 2026 bryanforchrist. All rights reserved.
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Maybe I do secretly mean it…
How do you unwind after a demanding day?
What’s today…
Oooo—it’s Tuesday…
So on Tuesdays…
this is how I unwind…
I dress all in black…
put on my stealth mindset…
and about midnight…
I grab my BB gun…
go around my neighborhood…
shooting out people’s porch lights…
moving their lawn furniture—to better spots…
Once I get my rocks off…
I’m satisfied…
I return home…
make the tacos…
reflect…
eat…
drink…
be merry…
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© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson | All rights reserved
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I offer a service kind of like Blaze… but way hella better.
The cost is similar, but I will work with you.
If you have coin struggle… you can pay in many other ways.
It’s not about money… never was… never will be…
because you see…
I can help you customize stuff…
you know what I mean right?
So you only pay for what you need. 🤷♂️ 🦤
© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson | All rights reserved
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If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?
Words are overrated…
so misused…
I say ban them all…
just to piss off
folks that talk out their necks…
the ones
that love to play with them—
trying to impress…
without ever feeling
a thing…
anyone caught using them
must clean truck stop restrooms
while eating tacos…
for an entire day…
I think I’ve said too much…
I haven’t said enough… 🤌
© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. All rights reserved.
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If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
this will help keep stupid people
off the interstate during rush hour…
it’ll work…
trust your boy… 😎 `’.,°~
✈️🚪⏳⚡ 💵→🙅♂️👔😊 🐎😂 👢🎩 ✋👔 💵❌ 👖🤝 🇺🇸🔥’🤷♂️🧔🎩🇺🇸🫵👊🤌🤠 SOOEY! 🐖💩…
© 2026 Bryan H. All Rights Reserved.
What skills or lessons have you learned recently?
After Church on Sundays…
robbing 7-11’s…
liquor stores…
purse snatching…
tired…
slow…
old ladies…
Me and my girlfriend—
partners in crime…
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Heart of Loia `'.,°~ 