Things No One Hath Ever Seeneth

Do you believe in minimalism?

Absolutely not!

I thinketh a man should haveth many wives!

Many guitars. Many books. Many fishing lures.

Minimalism and I haveth agreed to seeth other people.

If you believeth me on this… come hither… I want to showeth you something no one hath ever seeneth…

© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. No minimalists were harmed in the making of this post.

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Friends in Low Places 🤠🤠ₑdᵢₜₑd

What’s a movie you expected to hate but ended up loving?

Idk… but it damn sure wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 🤷‍♂️ 🤠🤠

© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. All rights reserved.

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🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎…

ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵛⁱᵉ… ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉˢ

Wanda on WordPress

How do you use social media?

Hi! My name is Wanda Friggetts… I love cigarettes… and ice cream… but mainly… I love catfishin’ on WordPress… makin’ folks think I’m a cool guy named Bryan from Georgia…

© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. All rights reserved.

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Going for Gold

What Olympic sports do you enjoy watching the most?

Poo diving.

Gold goes to…
this guy 🏅

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