🎙Songs From the Bathroom #38

🎧 Toby Keith • Florida Georgia Line • Two Covers

I have a great childhood memory, plus my mama can tell ya that it’s accurate.

I remember when I was like 3 or 4, I snuck out of the house early one morning while the fam was asleep. I walked a good ways down the street in my pajamas, then made a left and went another few blocks. I crossed a four-lane highway and went to this little neighborhood store that my family always frequented.

I went in, got some candy and a toy gun, then threw it up on the counter, and told the guy to put it on my daddy’s bill.

He snitched me out and called the popo 🚔. The officer came and got me, put me in the front seat of his patrol car, and I showed him where I lived. He took me home, and everyone was still asleep when we arrived.

My mama tore my ass up 😳

But I kept the candy and the toy 😎

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Here’s a couple of songs.
Thanks for listening.

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