My Christian Stand-Up Bit Got Me Permanently Banned 🤷‍♂️

I recently left a comment on Reddit that got me permanently banned from one community 😁…

For like the past 3 months… I’ve been getting notifications from the Christian Dating page… I think this happened when I was bouncing around different communities promoting my YouTube channel…

But anyway…

Every now and then… I’d click on the posts… and honestly? Some of the topics and comments were fascinating 😂

Reading all the complaints from both sexes was like watching the Discovery Channel… but with Bible verses and emotional damage…

One night the question was…

“Why do you want to get married?”

So I started reading the answers…

And honestly… these bored me even more than the question did.

That’s when I thought to myself…

“This is a perfect opportunity for me to help these poor people become more creative with their words… maybe attract a good mate… and at the same time… work on my Christian stand-up bit.”

So I commented this…

“I just need someone to do work around the house… especially kitchen and yard work… but I’m a nice guy.
I plan on getting her some sister wives… you know… to help her out…
It’s ok don’t worry… I’m half pentecostal… half baptist… half Irish… so it’s all good 🤷‍♂️”

Well…

This did NOT go over well with my hopelessly romantic spiritual peers 😂

Within about 30 minutes… I got a message from the moderator saying I was permanently banned.

HAHA.

So I replied…

“Hey I get it… I understand… but it was just a joke… it’s called comedy…”

To which he replied…

“You cannot joke like that!”

Then I said something like…

“I feel you bro… but honestly I didn’t mean anything by it…”

And then………

HE HIT ME WITH A SCRIPTURE BOMB…….💣💥

Bro quoted Luke 6:45 on me…

“Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”

Also in Matthew 12:34 I believe…

But he completely twisted the meaning and used it like…

“SEE?! YOU SAID IT… SO YOU SECRETLY MEAN IT!”

😂😂😂

At that point I wasn’t even gonna debate theology with the guy…

even though I went to college for it… and hermeneutics and proper interpretation are kinda my thing…

it was just too funny of a situation to let it turn serious 😁

So I just said…

“Ok bro I understand… hope you have a blessed night… no hard feelings.”

What can I say though sistas and brothas?

I’m just a wild and crazy rogue Christian 🤷‍♂️

Hallelujahs to the Amenzes!

Pardon me Deacon Johnson… but can you please pass the fried chicken…

much obliged… much obliged… 😎🍗

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Maybe I do secretly mean it…

Friends in Low Places 🤠🤠ₑdᵢₜₑd

What’s a movie you expected to hate but ended up loving?

Idk… but it damn sure wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 🤷‍♂️ 🤠🤠

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ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵐᵒᵛⁱᵉ… ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉˢ

Hidden Gems from the B-Side — Matthew West (Week 27) 🎧

Strong Enough 🎶 Oh Me Of Little Faith

Hey yall… hope everyone is doing good… I’ve been away for a minute… just out here lifing it up… going through some things… no big deal right? We are tough… you and me… we got this… bring on the rain right? Then I can break out my guitar… and we can sing “I’m Still Standing”… make Elton John and Jesus proud of us…

But honestly… sometimes I’m not strong enough…

Still… I find my strength in Him… not Elton… the other One.

Today I have two more Matthew West songs for you…

Strong Enough… The Story of Your Life 2o1O 🎶

Oh Me Of Little Faith… Live Forever 2o15 🎶

Also I added two bonus videos…

One is Matthew at a children’s hospital visiting his friend Brooke… he wrote a song for her…

The other is Matthew giving a guitar tutorial for his song Strong Enough 🎸

Hopefully… things in my life have calmed down enough for me to get back to blogging…

Hope yall have a blessed Sunday …t…

sadly Brooke Mulford passed away on June 12, 2017 after a long battle with neuroblastoma cancer. Matthew wrote and performed the song “Never Ever Give Up” for her during her final months in the hospital.

The Lord is my strength and my shield… in Him… my heart trusts… and I am helped. — Psalm 28:7 (ESV) ♩ ♪ ♫

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Been Quiet Lately…

Hey yall… I’ve been pretty busy lately… and I also have some personal things going on… so I haven’t been posting much.

And with like 4 weekly series going at once lol… things piled up on me a bit 😄

So my apologies for being kinda absent lately… but I’ll be back to normal soon.

Thank yall for stickin around… I appreciate you guys 🙏…

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Band, Not the Princess

Yall check out my friend Tracie’s blog sometime… you’ll enjoy her.

On Tuesdays… you can actually recommend full albums to her… and she’ll listen and give her review on them. It’s a really cool idea 🎶😎

And she does a great job with it honestly.

Tuesdays are for Tunes Here we go gang…Glam Metal time…also known as the Hair bands. If you were around in the 80s/early 90s as a teenager or 20s you knew something about the hair bands. Nowadays you might have just heard of a few names. Like Motley Crew, Poison, Def Leppard and even Bon Jovi […]

Band, Not the Princess 👈 Tracie’s blog

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Hidden Gems from the B-Side ⛽ — Fuel (Week 27)

Wasted Time 🎶 Halos of the Son

It’s 4am… and I need fuel ☕️… the straight black octane kind…

I don’t drink coffee because I like the taste… I know many do… my girlfriend is like this…

not me…

I do it for the caffeine baby… to wake my butt up… put the pep in ma step.

and this particular morning… I think I’ll enjoy my fuel ☕️… with my Fuel ⛽️…

Wasted Time 🎶 Angels & Devils — 2oO7

Halos of the Son 🎶 Angels & Devils — 2oO7

Also I didn’t do a Shakespeare post yesterday… I was busy…

I had a little bit of time… but I didn’t want to just try and throw something together…

so next week hopefully…

I also included bonus videos… apparently Toryn Green had eye color implants… I didn’t even know this was a thing…

also he’s in the medical field now… pretty cool… and an actor

check the pictures out below…

Hope yall have a great week… Thanks for listening…

Toryns eye color implant procedures 👇

The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it. — John 1:5

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Hidden Gems from the B-Side — Matthew West (Week 26) 🎧

The Motions 🎶 Stop the World

Life really flies by… fleeting in a way that makes everything else fade for me… except the things that matter…

and I’ve concluded… these “things” are people…

not just my family and friends… but everyone.

because who am I… if I only care about and love those inside my own little circle?

Do others not have circles?

They do.

Let’s get inside them… you and me.

The Motions 🎶— Something to Say 2oO8

Stop the World 🎶— Something to Say 2oO8

Philippians 2:3

Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility, value others above yourselves.

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Back When Music Felt Dangerous ᵉᵈiᵗeᵈ

What is the best concert you have been to?

Over the past 40 years ¡ have been to many concerts and music festivals… both Christian and secular… also ¡’ve performed in some… but two really stick out…

The first was Lollapalooza 1993 Atlanta…

Alice in Chains… Tool… Primus… Rage Against the Machine… and others…

It was insane…

An outdoor concert… bottles and other debris flying through the air constantly… the air was thick with it… and you were always gettin hit with somethin…

People were getting launched into the air on tarps… like some kind of human slingshot trampoline deal… mosh pits everywhere… honestly… it was probably the most dangerous listening experience of my life…

But man… ¡ got to see Layne Staley… and ¡’ll never forget that… RIP my brother…

And here’s the funny part…

¡ didn’t normally smoke weed back then… because honestly… ¡ just can’t handle it…

But that day… my friends talked me into it…

By the time we got to the concert… ¡ was so unbelievably stoned… ¡ couldn’t even move…

So my friends left me in the car… pinned my ticket to my shirt… and went on without me…

About 30 minutes later… ¡ started sobering up a little… ¡ could hear music thunderin in the distance… so ¡ just followed the sound down the street to the outside venue…

Eventually ¡ found the gates… then somehow found my friends… and from there… it was pure chaos and adrenaline the rest of the day…

At one point ¡ remember thinkin…

¡ survived the parking lot… now ¡ have to try and not die during the concert.

So the second was a really cool thing for me…

Back around 94 or 95… ¡ had a special invite to a private bass clinic put on by Victor Wooten and Steve Bailey…

There were only maybe 25 or 30 of us there… all musicians…

¡ was given two tickets… and you couldn’t buy these things… you had to know somebody…

It was at a secret location… ¡ could tell you… but then ¡’d have to kill you…

But seriously… it was super intimate and awesome… everybody hanging out… talking… asking questions… real relaxed atmosphere… almost like a classroom setting…

And if you’re unfamiliar with Victor and Steve… they are considered among the best bass players in the world… Victor is thought by many to be the very best… Número Uno.

Victor has played with Dave Matthews… Béla Fleck… Stanley Clarke… Chick Corea… Bootsy Collins… Prince… Gov’t Mule… and many more…

Steve was famous for his 6-string fretless bass… and he held a chair at Berklee College of Music⁠… not sure if he still does…

But he also toured and played with… Dizzy Gillespie… Willie Nelson… Jethro Tull… just to name a few…

It was a super badass evening…

They both taught… spoke… answered questions… and played…

My friend Ray Cicola invited me… he’s a phenomenal guitarist and teacher… and his band played a few songs in between everything…

One of em was a really rocked out version of… The Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band…

After it was all over… everybody just stood around hanging out and talking…

¡ remember standing there face to face with both Victor and Steve… just talking music…

Victor had a VHS instructional tape with him… and he gave it to me…

Then he stopped… asked for it back… grabbed a Sharpie… and both he and Steve signed it… then handed it back to me…

Years later… ¡ gifted it to a friend who was a huge Victor fan…

But man… what a night…

It’s the only music clinic like that ¡’ve ever been to.

Amazing Grace 👇 💯

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Outlaw Roots — The Hank Jr. Legacy (Week 18)

I’ve Got Rights 🎶 The Conversation

So music can be a funny thing for me… as a musician and stuff…

My Outlaw Roots… they don’t define me… it’s just a sound I love… it helped shape me… get me ready for what all was to come…

But I’m many things musically…

For example… days ago… I was in my bathroom because of the great acoustics… covering songs from Keith Sweat… K-Ci & JoJo… Boyz II Men…

And like the night before… I recorded songs from Keith Urban… Sister Hazel… Bob Marley… the Fugees…

the night before that… it was Damn Yankees… Breaking Benjamin… Garth Brooks…

I keep a list of songs I want to work on and record weekly…

Next week or two… it’s Def Leppard… Three Days Grace… Dave Matthews… Tonic… Fuel… Pearl Jam… Everclear… Social Distortion… and some Hank Jr…

Just never know what you’re gonna get with me 😁…

Here’s two for ya…

🎶 I’ve Got Rights — Family Tradition 1979

🎶 The Conversation— Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound 1979

Also I’ve included a great bonus video… yall should check it out… it’s some good stuff 😎

Thank yall for stoppin’ by… Hope you enjoy…

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Hidden Gems from the B-Side ⛽ — Fuel (Week 26)

I Should Have Told You 🎶 Angels Take a Soul

So… it’s 3am… here at my spot on earth… and I’ve been listening to Fuel for the past hour… figuring out which songs I want to use…

I decided on the album “Angels & Devils” from 2oO7… it’s the first album featuring lead singer Toryn Green… instead of Brett Scallions… and honestly… it’s a great one… loaded with badass songs…

I chose two for you…

🎶 “I Should Have Told You”
🎶 “Angels Take a Soul”

Former Godsmack drummer Tommy Stewart was announced as the band’s new drummer… but was unable to perform on the album due to other commitments… so Josh Freese and Tommy Lee performed drums in his place.

Also it’s cool how Toryn joined the band… there’s a bonus video about it below… check it out…

Also I have a famous friend who’s friends with Tommy Lee… well… he used to be my friend… we don’t talk anymore… story for another time…

Hope yall enjoy… I’m going to bed…

Toryn Green

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