The Time I Almost Got Killed by a Horse And A Rolling Stones Cover 🐎…
Where does life all go? One moment you’re living it, and the next, it’s something you see in bed at night when you close your eyes. Or something you write about.
Late in 2o12, I was working for a small company out of Michigan called Heavyweight Enterprises, and I was leased on to Panther Premium Logistics based in Ohio. I was team driving, hauling critical expedited freight across the US and even some government loads for the Department of Defense.
I was living in Florida at the time in the beach house, and one of my driving partners was this older Native American lady named Mary. She lived in Northern Florida and had a big, beautiful farm with lots of land and livestock. Her husband stayed home and took care of the farm while she and I drove around like headless chickens from place to place non-stop.
One drives. One sleeps. We would stay out for about 2 weeks, then we’d go home and take a few days off, then do it all over again.
Mary was very pretty with a nice figure, and you never would have guessed she was 65 years old. She really took good care of herself. She was Miccosukee Indian and had straight, long black hair like coal running the length of her back. An Indian princess in her day. She had been a professional driver for many years, and it was all I could do to keep up with her. She taught me much.
On one of our trips, we weren’t that far from her house when we started having engine troubles. So we decided to take the truck to a mechanic shop near her town, and they said it would be a few days before they could even look at it to try and diagnose the problem. So we went back to her farm and took a few days off. I stayed in this cool little guest cabin she had.
It was actually so nice being there, almost like a little vacation. I was for sure in need of some chill time.
Her husband was a good guy, and fun to be around. It was wintertime in North Florida. He would make a bonfire, and we’d sit around, tell stories, and gaze up at the incredible, star-filled night sky. Then he would break out the mason jar of homemade apple pie moonshine with the cinnamon stick in it, and we would sip and pass… and try not to pass out. 😳… 🫠…
One morning at breakfast, Mary asked me if I had ever ridden a horse. Instantly, I had flashbacks of when I was a kid and had a very bad experience on one. I got bucked way up in the air and landed on the horse’s back on my stomach. It knocked the wind out of me, and as I flew off and hit the ground hard, I saw angels and more stars haha.
So I said yeah, I once tried to ride one. I told her what happened. Then she says, “It’s time to try again.”
I agreed. Plus, God has promised me a long life. So I’m not worried. 😁
Later that afternoon, we all went out to the stables and hung out with the horses. Mary had four of them and decided to put me on a younger tawny-colored mare she had named Penny.
Before I go any further, it might be good to point out that these horses don’t get ridden much these days. Just occasionally. Just sayin’.
I tried to get familiar with Penny some by touching her and talking to her. But she didn’t know me, and I’m sure she could tell I was a tad bit nervous.
Mary gave me some pointers as I climbed up and got set in the saddle. But as I pulled on the reins, she took off like lightning, with monster truck force. It turns out Penny had a bad tooth, and the bit in her mouth was just too painful for her.
She ran wildly and fast all over the place with me. I tried my best to control her. My heart was racing even faster. I could tell something was bad wrong, and this wasn’t a normal ride. She darted up into the woods with me, and as I dodged tree branches with my face, I knew I had to come up with a plan to get off this girl as quick as I could. Or else.
Once she got back down in the field, I decided now was my chance. She was still hauling ass, so I jumped off her. And my left foot hung in the stirrup. She dragged me in full stride for what seemed like forever. Finally, my foot came free, and I slid underneath her.
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She trampled me…
all over my legs.
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I laid there in pain like I hadn’t known before. Mary, her husband, and her neighbors all ran to me. I tried to get up and walk, then I collapsed again. I was just relieved to be off her back.
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I didn’t go to the hospital that day, but I probably should have. I had trouble walking for about two weeks. My legs were deep black and blue, purple and pink, with some shades of green even. They looked like far away galaxies. I’ve never had bruises like that.
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When I look closely today, I can still vaguely see Penny’s hoof print tattooed on my lower leg as a reminder.
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A horse with a bad tooth can outrun the wind and win any race. 🐎…………………
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And it’s best to wait till they return from the dentist to ride them. 🪥
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Just sayin’. 😎
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