Ban Them All…

If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?

Words are overrated…
so misused…

I say ban them all…

just to piss off
folks that talk out their necks…

the ones
that love to play with them—

trying to impress…
without ever feeling
a thing…

anyone caught using them
must clean truck stop restrooms
while eating tacos…
for an entire day…

I think I’ve said too much…
I haven’t said enough… 🤌

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33 Replies to “Ban Them All…”

  1. What a sharp, playful rebellion against language itself.

    I love the irony here using words so powerfully while declaring them overrated. That tension is what makes this piece breathe. It’s not really about banning vocabulary; it feels like a protest against emptiness… against language that performs but never feels.

    The line about “trying to impress… without ever feeling a thing” lands hard. That’s the real target, isn’t it? Not words but disconnection. Not speech but speech without soul.

    And that closing turn
    “I think I’ve said too much…
    I haven’t said enough…”
    That’s the quiet truth of every honest writer.

    If I had to ban a word? Maybe “fine.”
    Because it hides everything that actually needs to be said.

    But then again… maybe words aren’t overrated.
    Maybe sincerity is underrated.
    Powerful piece. It made me smirk and think.
    -Vijay Srivastava

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    1. You absolutely nailed it bro! 😁 I was being semi facetious… and of course I love words… but I do like to keep them at a minimum. with feeling. that’s just me. but yes.. was definitely aimed toward the heart behind them… great comment! Thank you

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  2. What a bold, witty, and delightfully rebellious piece! I love the playful irony of using words so skillfully to question their very value—it gives the poem a sharp, clever edge. The humor, especially that unforgettable “penalty” line, made me smile, while the underlying message about authenticity versus empty talk really lands. Brilliantly expressive and thought-provoking—thanks for sharing such a striking creation!

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      1. Haha, I’m really glad you said that—because it absolutely did both. It gave me a smile and something to think about, which is honestly the best kind of writing. That sharp edge you mentioned is what makes your voice stand out; it lingers in the mind long after reading.

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      1. Glad I found your blog. Always fun to meet a fellow wordsmith unafraid to have a little rant now and again. Nigel, is the name. Ill pop round from time to time and interact. Keep writing, dude. The world needs us.

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      2. Yes indeed brother.. I’m glad we found each other.. I’m definitely unafraid on here 😁… I like to shake things up and keep people on their toes… by just being myself lol… thank you for the encouragement

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  3. 😁 It’s hilarious, but undeniably true. Anyone using words that they don’t mean.
    Look, the truth is that if the intelligent and genuine ones keep being quiet, the wicked and foolish ones will keep ruling. If the most talented ones keep having fear, the bold but unintelligent will keep having more opportunities to do all the same. If you are a bystander to a crime and you say nothing, you’re worse than the one who committed the crime.

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