And All the Basic White Girls Say Amen

It’s a poema…

Aww Crap!

Oh No Ned!

I should have seen this comin’ fellas.

I hate to say it Bob.

But it’s lookin’ like…

Them basic white girls airywhere,

They startin’ to gather n’ swoon.

I can see it in their eyes.

They hyped for a reason Earl.

I’m a lil worried.

They can smell it.

They can taste it.

Oh No… here they come!

It’s a stampede of hair feet and nails!

Watch out Jim!!!

Dammit Carl!

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season. 🫥

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24 Replies to “And All the Basic White Girls Say Amen”

    1. Haha I feel ya. The idea for this came from something a friend of mine said on a Christian platform I’m on. But he said something like “I know you basic white girls are getting excited for pumpkin spice season” something like that. So I should give him credit haha. He inspired all this for me 😁

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  1. Bryan, that stampede of hair, feet, and nails got me—and the whole narrative with Ned and Bob and Earl watching this invasion unfold? Perfect comedic timing. Pumpkin spice season is real, and you’ve immortalized it. The audio too—you’re having so much fun here and it shows. 💙

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  2. That stampede description has me dying, Bryan! 😂 The dramatic warnings from Ned, Bob, and Earl as the Ugg-booted legions approach with PSL in hand is pure comedic gold. You’ve officially immortalized the pumpkin spice apocalypse—brilliantly fun performance as always!

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