Do you believe in minimalism?
Absolutely not!
I thinketh a man should haveth many wives!
Many guitars. Many books. Many fishing lures.
Minimalism and I haveth agreed to seeth other people.
If you believeth me on this… come hither… I want to showeth you something no one hath ever seeneth…
…
…
…
…
© 2026 Bryan Loia Hudson. No minimalists were harmed in the making of this post.
`’.,°~
Heart of Loia `'.,°~ 
😂 Brilliant! This gave me a good laugh.
The mock-Shakespearean style is wonderfully playful, and the line “Minimalism and I haveth agreed to seeth other people” is pure comedy gold. The progression from many guitars, books, and fishing lures to the dramatic invitation of “come hither” builds anticipation perfectly, only to end with the hilarious reveal of a YouTube video.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha thanks man… I’m glad you enjoyed it. 😁😎
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are welcome,😊
LikeLiked by 1 person
Brilliant, Bryan! I suspect minimalism took one look at the collection of guitars, books, and fishing lures and quietly packed its bags.
The Shakespearean “haveth” and “seeth” made it even better. Now I’m genuinely curious about the mysterious thing “no one hath ever seeneth” though I have a feeling it may be a closet that surrendered long ago!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I thinketh thou mayest be right. Minimalism took one look around, sighed deeply, and quietly departed in search of a smaller dwelling.
As for the thing no one hath ever seeneth… some mysteries are best left hidden behind closet doors that no longer closeth. Thank you friend 😁😎
LikeLike
Loia, you got me with this one. 😂 The faux-Shakespearean voice is hilarious from start to finish, and the escalating absurdity makes it even better. By the end, I was fully expecting the grand revelation to be something gloriously ridiculous. Fun write, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow. Ioia…lol…or Bryan, seeing others refer to you that! 🤣 My bad, friend…but great poem all the same.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You can call whatever you want 😁… thanks again man for checking out my blog
LikeLike
Also when I try and click on you to get to your blog it says it been deleted… do you have a link to it?
LikeLike
Thanks man… I appreciate it! I’m glad you enjoyed it. It just kind of cameth to me haha 😄
LikeLike
“I am a Reddit moderator/thought police – this joke hurts feelings and does not fit our internet citizen model therefore you will be removed from this subreddit!” 😂😂
Mike
LikeLiked by 1 person
I was wondering if anyone would connect this to my Reddit story haha great job Mike! 😂😂
LikeLiked by 1 person